Lost and Perplexed.

A lot of things confuse me: my cats, Faulkner, people, left vs right, spelling, frozen yogurt, etc. This is just me, adrift in the sea of life, unable to come up with a better metaphor.


Ask me anything  
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wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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oldgods:

how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

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dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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(Source: greatjaggi, via pizza)

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actionables:

I looked up the artist and his name is Johannes Stoetter and he is this really trippy guy who paints on people and

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HOW

THIS IS A FROG

BUT THOSE ARE REALLY PEOPLE AND

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THAT PINEAPPLE LOOKS ALIVE

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THIS TREE REMINDS ME OF A WOMAN A BIT

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HE LOOKS DRAWN ON THE STAIRS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

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THE FUCK YOU SAY

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HOW CAN THIS BE REAL HOLY FRICK FRACK

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AFHHGFUAHFSAHFUGHDUAHF

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I SHOULD WORK AS AN ART CRITIC

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therealraewest:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

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helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

(Source: toxicwinner, via audgedreewhoa)