Lost and Perplexed.

A lot of things confuse me: my cats, Faulkner, people, left vs right, spelling, frozen yogurt, etc. This is just me, adrift in the sea of life, unable to come up with a better metaphor.


Ask me anything  
Reblogged from kohwala

kohwala:

follow my tumblr not your dreams

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benemickcumberbatch:

I don’t think parents understand that the point of summer is to literally do nothing until you get so bored of doing nothing that you want to go back to school

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  • me trying to reach the word limit: He closed the door. The action of closing the door was successfully completed by using his hand. As a result, the door was closed. The result of the door being closed came to pass when he closed the door with his hand. His hand movement allowed him to proceed to the action of closing the door.
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octopusbath:

hamishwatson:

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me. Unknown (via punksnouis)

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The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves. William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar (via thenocturnals)

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mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

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mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

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stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

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